Wanna know about me? Probably not, as you are most likely here to see my friends and their funny quotes. Nonetheless, here's some juicy info about yours truly: I've long had a section where I embarrassed my friends by publishing their humorous quotes, and after all these years, they haven't got any less funny!
Location: Washington, DC (formerly the high seas)

Occupation: Pirate and writer

Television: Alias, 24, Buffy/Angel, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Music: Fuel, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Eels

Movies

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Pirates of the Caribbean
  • Adventures of Baron Munchausen
  • Se7en
  • American Beauty

Books

  • Partly Cloudy Patriot - Sarah Vowell
  • American Gods - Neil Gaiman
  • You're an Animal Viskovitz - Alessandro Boffa
  • The Redemption of Althalus - David Eddings
  • The Dragon Reborn - Robert Jordan
 Newest Quotes:
  • "I can be your bosun? Is that like a pirate's senior workstudy?" - Elsie
  • "Run DMC is black? I thought it was a white guy with a speech impediment." - J
  • "Haaaaaaaanger!" - Rocco
  • "Are those guys gay too? I mean British." - Me! (I'm not too ashamed to admit it)
  • "I feel like my two favorite things on earth are mini golf and travel." - Erin
  • "I feel like this." *gestures* - Jesse and Dwain
  • "Well you have your pirate thing, I guess mine would be mermaids. If I could be anything, I'd be a mermaid." - Tracy

Featured Victim:

Jesse D - "editing genius"

Quote Archive

Picture Album: Coming Soon!